Here are the instructions for when you want to hang dry your severed heads next to the giant breasts in your drying shed.

This is a total tangent, but I almost shot coffee out of my nose when I read the "will oranges ever taste the same as blue???" line.

Do you think the same problems people have in understanding the history of our evolution (that we have always been evolving to reach this very point in time) affect the way people understand the future of our evolution (that we will somehow become "better")? And to demonstrate that it certainly affects my thinking,…

On a number of articles about this issue I've seen many comments saying, "If you want fluoride, go to the dentist." This does not help people that cannot afford to go to the dentist, nor does it help the children that either have shitty parents that don't take care of their kids' health or children of parents that…

What's the potentially illegal part of this? Is it illegal to enter the market with higher prices? Or does this have to do with the fact that a seller was working with a supplier to outmaneuver another seller and drive them out of the market? Is it illegal to "set a cap"? As others have pointed out, this happens all…

No. You are spot on. That movie was horrendous. I enjoyed it until about 5 minutes after the movie was over and I did my first, "wait a minute..." At that point, it just fell apart.

Does anyone know the budget this movie had for CGI veins? I assume these aren't real unless they pumped Jackman up with pounds of cocaine and steroids before each shoot.

Judging from that video (and the island they were attempting to hit with their missiles), their missile launcher thingies look about as accurate as the V2 was for Germany.

So I went to this guy's website, and I was wondering if someone with more knowledge of the sun than I have could tell me what the surface of the sun is like. In some of the pictures on this site (all of which are mind blowing), the surface seems almost viscous, and the prominences burp up from underneath the surface…

How in the living hell is Gizmodo making fun of Christians and Catholics with this article. These people ARE lazy. Seriously, if Facebook is a vice, well, there's just no fucking hope for humanity.

I'm well aware of this fact. Been on here for years. However, many people that comment on Gawker sites are not aware of this fact. Since this comment had less thought or effort put into it than the amount of thought or effort I put into the shit I take every morning, I thought I'd make sure the commenter knew where he…

Too bad this is Gizmodo, douchebag.

You must not have that version. If you want to join my church I'll sell it to you for all of your money and undying devotion.

You are on the right track there, but you've got the origins of the projection wrong. You see, the earth is a flat disc (that was made by Jesus 6000 years ago, duh!) moving "upwards" through space at 9.8 meters per second. There are actually multiple projectors all around the disc of the earth on the ice wall that…

I live in Chatham, Ontario. Crows migrate directly through Chatham, and they make this place their home for a few months every year. Some of them have already moved on, but for a while there were tens of thousands of crows (there could have been more, but I'm terrible at guessing numbers with quantities such as this)…

Well, the Queen does kind of look like Frodo.

I watched the first 10 seconds of your video, but could only think of this.

I think we all know that this begs the question, were aliens present, not only at the birth of Jesus, but at his wedding? History Channel, get on this shit pronto.

Have you ever thought about why some Atheists are so angry? Have you ever thought about the fact that until only very recently (in the historical sense), Atheists have never been able to talk openly about their beliefs without fearing for their lives? I used to grow frustrated with Richard Dawkins because of how…

I don't know how many times I've said the exact same thing you say here, and people have reacted the same way as OmegaLazarus. If I was given definite proof that there is a god or I had some experience that I could only explain by believing in a god, then I would. As it stands, I do not believe that there is a god.…