That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

they open a can and pour it into a cup as the sellers walk up/down the aisles

Not sure if 4 mpg is a “plummet.”

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.

This differs from Norton, whose revival attempt involved pumping out press releases instead of production bikes.

The first mobile device manufacturer to automatically orient their camera to landscape mode no matter how the device is being held will make a trillion dollars.

Oh man, this gem just happened:

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

Hi Mr. Barber, give me the Hitler Youth/Roger Klotz/Macklemore.

They did actually call it Ouye because of the Ouya haha. It’s not a coincidence.

It’s also just one vowel removed from ripping off Ouya’s branding.

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

I don’t think it’s too crazy to imagine a future where games are played with basically no audience present. Going to the game is so costly, and many people prefer to watch on TV anyway. Future “stadiums” won’t need to be much larger than practice facilities. Surely the billionaire owners can handle that cost.

I’m a lifelong Chargers fan and all I have to say is “Fuck you, Spanos.” America's Finest City doesn't need football. We have, well, everything else.

Lack of a low range is what kills it for me.

This is precisely the point. The “reasonable” explanation is something every coach on the planet would be guilty of, making Chip’s players’ airing of grievances even less common if something isn't up.

I went through this process when I was shopping for a power-wheelchair-capable vehicle early this year. I twisted myself in mental knots trying to figure out ways of making it work with an SUV, but every solution was either ruinously expensive or wildly impractical. I persisted for way too long trying to reconcile my…

Does it have sliding doors? Does it have at least 8 inches of useless ground-clearance which means you’ll be lifting your kids in until they’re 8 years old? No and no: disqualified.

What about the transit connect titanium? Is that squarely in the minivan category? I see it as a minivan alternative.