I highly suggest taking an MSF (motorcycle safety foundation) course and getting a license before buying a bike. Before even looking at which bike to buy. The way it worked in my state:

Subaru guy OBVIOUSLY doesn’t read Jalopnik.

This game is in the bottom of the 9th now. If it ends 1-0, it’ll be the first interleague game ever where the only run scored was a homerun by the AL pitcher.

i also failed to mention he would probably send him back to Lehigh Valley to turn him into a middle reliever, because reasons.

Who has it worse, the people like me who watch these wretched phillies games as fans or the journalists who have to watch them as work? Either way, we all lose.

Cautiously optimistic with this kid. RAJ hasn’t (and hopefully won’t) had enough time to ruin him yet by bringing him up and sending him back down multiple times.

So like, every 15th Tuesday when the moon is waxing?

How about the kid he kneed in the face?

Yep, being an Adequate Man is knowing how to gracefully pay for sex... this is fucking terrible

Probably not what you had in mind, but it’s the weekend, and it’s a bowling picture.

The batter is awarded a single and the nearest fielder to the struck runner (in these cases the second baseman) is awarded an unassisted putout.

Legitimate question: how is that recorded on the scorecard?

Pablo never slides dirty.

Thanks linking the photographers website. Found more pictures from Vegas To Reno and finally found the picture I was looking for. I knew I gave at least 1 photographer a thumbs up as a rode by.

"A Tribute To Holland, On Wheat." Lots of gouda and thin-sliced roast beef. Not bad!

So...are you going to tell us what the March Hoagie of the Month was?

Some automaker ought to come out with an updated version of this kind of vehicle. I bet they could sell 30,000 units a year, if not more. Just ensure that it gets at least 30 mpg on the highway, that it contains a full-sized bed, and starts under $20,000 and you've got a winner. Bonus points for a hybrid or diesel…