I see you have never met a straight man.

Listen, take it in, and don’t expect a pat on the head. Remember, as a white person, it’s not all about you anymore. Really I think what white people need to do most is STFU and let POC talk without feeling the need to say but...but...but... immediately. Yeah, maybe in some instances you are being judged entirely…

If you mean precum, this is in most cases not the equivalent. But women do get wet when aroused, and some enough to leak. Varies per person, just as in men.

Hello. Let me welcome you to the club of Old Fucks with some damn common sense. It only gets better with time.

God, I guess satire has truly died. It’s no wonder the youngs are always misunderstanding me. Sarcasm is all I speak.

But when it is it sure fucking counts.

Semen’s not all that gloopy after the time interval, the drainage, and the mixing with your own fluids. It’s not as bad as it sounds. NBD really. Also, babies are muuuuccchhhh messier.

I know, right. We have suffered such steps backward in the area of sex ed.

One can only put it in an hour early, actually, or the spermicide loses effectiveness.

It’s longer but not miles longer. Inches. Plus it’s usually well-lubricated and thus it’s easier to slide in. The way it goes in is by folding it up, and then it springs back into cervix-blocking shape when it gets to that point.

Nope. It elongates when aroused. Plus, your fingers are probably longer than you realize.

I used to call that the “date-induced narcolepsy.” Apparently couches are a big contributor to the disorder.

Imagine what women could accomplish if they put all the energy they put into their appearance into something more constructive.

What she said. Go with the ones you can buy online. There’s no comparison. Even cheaper than already cheap, you can buy them direct from China—just google buy ecigs from China. And thus all this drama can just be avoided.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a bitch, but someone needs to say it: get over your damn self. You should be so lucky.

Pssst. Men don't read profiles. Just FYI.

Why is it so important that they believe you?

Uterus haver + something we can't explain = it's all in your head. Old, old story. Remember when doctors insisted PMS wasn't real? Personally, I have gone to the doctor with a number of different complaints, and when I looked at the paperwork I received, the diagnosis read "depression." Once they decided that, it…

Uterus haver + something we can't explain = it's all in your head. Old, old story. Remember when doctors insisted PMS wasn't real? Personally, I have gone to the doctor with a number of different complaints, and when I looked at the paperwork I received, the diagnosis read "depression." Once they decided that, it was…

The one time I actually was pregnant, before I realized it I thought, man, this is the WORST PMS I have ever had! I sometimes feel the fluttering movements of a younger fetus, although it's doubly impossible that I can be pregnant, since both my husband and I are no longer able. It's a very specific feeling, and I…