Over the years I have found that to be soooo not true that the "fetishists" are creeps who treat women poorly. Men who like or even prefer big women have their own self-acceptance issues going on just like we do. Of course it's possible to run into some creepy dudes on the internet anywhere you go. But I'm not…

The morning after, they go out for breakfast and some really-too-old-to-be-doing-that young "men" taunt her openly for her weight, upon which he proceeds to fuck them up but royally, and I will admit that I cheered that scene without an ounce of shame. For the record, I have in fact had that sort of thing happen more…

One of my favorite parenting moments: my fourth grade son reported to me that he corrected a classmate when she mentioned that she had "seen a boy's vagina." Sooo...that does show some progress, perversely, doesn't it?

Good luck with that, man. Addicts are the best damn liars and manipulators on the planet, and it usually takes many relapses before they (if ever) hit their rock bottom and manage to stay sober. Don't get me wrong, it's hell on them, too, and there but for the grace of God go I—but, just sayin', no one could pay me…

I forget what comic said this, but: you experience only two emotions—rage, and suppressed rage.

None of these points are wrong, but come on, could there be a sweeter disapproving letter ever written? The writer was obviously quite earnest and thought she was telling the meteorologist something no one else would. I don't agree with her, but can no one here have any compassion toward someone whose life obviously…

I'm married to a mechanical engineer. He makes me pee myself laughing frequently (I'm middle-aged) with his malapropisms. Yesterday it was "moral perpitude." Good times.

No, you just have to read multiple hundreds-of-pages-long books each week. That usually shut them up.

I start by making them stand up an introduce a partner on the first day and point out that it didn't kill them. I also include lots of reporting of results/answers from the many group activities we do. Most of the time I let whomever they've designated as speaker do the talking but sometimes mix it up so the…

Dude! I am sooooooooooooooo going to get a t-shirt saying that. That is fucking brilliant. I'm not kidding the least bit. I hate that instinctive recoil people try to hide when I say I'm an English teacher. Deep wounds and so much deprogramming I have to try to do in such a short time. At least sometimes they will…

Uh, yup. I agree. However, I am but a lowly 20-year adjunct. Mostly I am glad if it comes in something resembling English. #communitycollegeblues

I have a few I can send you if it makes you feel better.

Now there is nothing wrong with Applebees or Sizzler.

Just for the benefit of all the "I didn't put that in my profile" questioners—men generally don't read profiles. Especially if there are a lot of words in there.

Yup

Long live the Man of Steele. RIP. Sigh.

I don't see her as evil at all, although dark, without question. And I see her finding herself through losing herself. I expect her to be one of the few characters who triumph at the end.

I don't disagree with you all that much, really, about this all being problematic. I don't know how to feel about Jamie anymore either. He sure came out of all this smelling like a rose, since he also does not have to admit his treachery with Tyrion's first wife either. I really don't like the way he's been portrayed…

Well, do you want to spend the rest of your life feeling this way, or would you rather get over it and move on? I'm fucking fat as hell, and if I lived by what the media says about women's bodies, I would never go outside. But I had many lovers and found the love of my life all while I was fucking fat as hell.…

If you've been relying on your hands and mouth to satisfy your partners, you are probably actually WAY ahead of the game compared to the big dick guys. They can think the dick is all they need and can be self-centered and kind of arrogant too. Happening upon a man who is willing to go the whole nine to satisfy you is…