watch out...New Hampshire looks like a punch bowl shitter.

I think the key is the anonymity of faqs. When you're priding yourself on overcoming challenges, it's usually in a public forum. Boasting, comparing, showing off.

I like the fact that this was prefaced with "serious question." If reading Fun Bag has taught me anything, it's that Drew is a true scholar and won't stoop to answer just any old hypothetical question about shitting out your mouth or anything.

Wisconsin is going to cheese fart the hell ouut of your livingroom. And Lousiana is going to steal your shit.

My Dad's 71 years old. If I caught him masturbating I would run out and buy him a bottle of Cristal and a 20-year old hooker to celebrate.

I know everyone takes their phones in to shit at work as a way of temporarily escaping the thought that you're still at work, but this completely appalled me: I walk into the shitter one afternoon (it's a typical set up one sink, one urinal, and one toilet in a stall) and I can hear the Cambodian guy listening to his…

In backwoods parlance, that is when the following occurs:

I magically get a cold every time I'm on the shitter. Even just coming into the bathroom I make myself known so that others may respond in kind.

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

As a middle-aged man with a relatively happy house hold - nice wife, children still in the house, my life has lost a lot of its excitement. My kids are great and all - love taking the daughter out to her soccer games and even to the mall. My son, however, is a different story. Always holed up in the house, no…

The one with Vincent Price?

Drew Magary's immortal novel will be made into a movie.

Awesome news, since we're not on Deadspin I can say congrats Drew! I had the pleasure of going to one his readings a few months ago and he seems like a solid guy.

Because really.....who hasn't? ;)

Technically, it was repackaged and sold as a trade paperback, but with a bunch of other stories from the end of the Byrne/Austin era to pad out the length.

Logan's Run is one of the stupidest dystopian SF movies ever made. It's a classic example of a dopey allegory with zero relevance outside of the youth-obsessed entertainment industry, with no speculative world-building at all. This remake is why we can't have nice things.

But we're not just talking about the new trilogy. There's also the stand-alone spin-off films that Disney wants to release between installments of the trilogy. As far as I know, those are still on the table, even if their specific subjects are still in flux.

I thought zombies were the new nazi's? No wait, got that wrong. Zombies were the new Communists. Silly me.

better have to play Remember Me ... for the [amazing] graffitis-à-la-Banski