GrendelKhan
Erik Sofge
GrendelKhan

NOBODY MAKES ME SPILL MY OWN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK

Naturally, I thought of this.

They are obviously cotton sweat pants with elastic ankles and waist. Wearing these means you have given up on life.

Poor guy my ass. Like the man who has a bird shit on his fedora, this unfortunate fellow is being penalized by the gods of fashion for wearing track pants outside of the house.

I'll take them all.

AMAZON

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PITCHFORK

YELP

There's another video of this incident on YouTube that was shot by the croc's brother. Unfortunately it's grainy footage and nonstop screams of "WORLDSTAR!!"

Flicking the bean *cringe*

I've quietly admitted to hating Tanqueray on many a Sunday morning.

Bass, of course. It's the instrument of frustrated guitar players everywhere.

Idris Elba for all the things, tbqh.

1. If I could look half as good at grandma age I'd be ecstatic.