That would be pretty neat, actually.

I’d be fine with a passing reference to the mass slaughter of every Gungan in the galaxy.

Mila Kunis and Rob Zombie are teaming up for a new horror-comedy TV series for Starz.

It’s true that you’ll eventually need glasses anyway, but which would you prefer—occasionally putting on reading glasses, or wearing bifocals basically all the time?

Agreed.

Oof. Gotta love those fourth-wall-breaking moments in comics, implicit or otherwise.

And is it an awkward perspective thing, or is Plaguies a goddamn kaiju?

Another important reminder of the garbage that is the Cloverfield creature design.

Kong just needs a big-ass horse, a big-ass gun, and some fire to ride through.

That might be. But if they’d given Gordon a more interesting personality, and kept Bullock as a genuinely menacing foil, instead of instantly turning him into wacky comic relief, they could have made good use of Batman’s absence. Penguin was really compelling at first, until he became a caricature of himself through…

Wait, you think Fish was the primary source of wacky camp? What about the guy who brainwashes inmates? Or the Scarecrow’s zany dad? Or even Penguin, once he got the club and inexplicably stuck a giant neon umbrella sign over the stage (the meta reference of all meta references)? I actually liked Fish, for most of her…

Extreme prejudice?

Hope he pulls a good Chance card!

Anyone else done with Gotham? I went from cautiously interested, to really into it, and then completely over it. Too many supervillains, not enough noir, or procedural, etc. It’s like a cop show that’s being invaded by the old ‘60’s Batman show, which I’m still too humorless to appreciate.

The black hole spoke with confidence.

Whoah, you read them? I assumed, unfairly, that you were just synopsizing synopses. Extra kudos!

Revolutionaries and career criminals don’t typically have the most stable personal lives.

As many as possible, hopefully.

This is a great read, Mr. Whitbrook. Well done!

Very good point.