100 percent agree. On some level, I can absolutely appreciate that these guys are amazing. But, on a much higher, more important level, it's oddly weightless and boring.

Good point. At first glance, the tower-y ones seem like old school, giant desktop towers. When you take a closer look, though, they do appear to be closer to a console in size. I didn't bother looking again until I saw your comment.

I'm not all that sold on these being appealing—the sheer number and variety of options, and implication that there's a reason to spend $1000 or $2000, sort of defeats what I thought was the point of Steam Machines—but when you look at what's going on in indie games, there's a lot of stuff that's showing up on Steam,…

That does sound pretty amazing.

So much truth.

So many frothing commenters, frothing about the fact that your original review said Not Yet, for so long, and totally exposing how TL;DR their brains have become. Hey, dudes, did you actually read Fahey's review, instead of just scrolling down to the verdict box? He clearly, expertly tore it apart, and broke down all…

Good points. I think their collective reaction has as much to do with age as their embedded, traditional-sports mentality. Even the most progressive individuals of a certain age throw up their hands and spout inanities when the topic of videogames comes up.

Holy hellacious heat sinks!

You know what was weird? The Moon Knight table for Zen Pinball. Really made me question my own obsession with him.

Is it possible that games just aren't their own artistic medium?

When's it coming to consoles? You know, for us losers.

Only, it'll be the first one doing it, on places like Mars, so that no/fewer humans have to die in the process.

That's the only real takeaway here. Not what "Japan" thinks (as represented by ... 2ch!?!?!), but that every country has its share of film-illiterate dummies.

Is it really a creative idea? I remember playing Halo on a treadmill controller at CES like 6 years ago, and it was just as underwhelming then, too.

Oh my. Those crotch straps.

Sweet Jesus. Those things are to Williamsburg as the one ring was to Middle-Earth.

You're making a mistake that I did, at one point, and assuming that, because people like you and me read this site on a daily (hell, a multi-daily) basis, and because they break big news every so often, that this it's some sort of journalistic juggernaut, with a massive, highly-paid staff and infinite resources for…

Dredd stealing from The Raid is the film world's equivalent of Loose Change.

In the full version, he shares a charming conspiracy theory: Create a white character, and no one passes to you. Hence, he created a black guy.

The second clip gave me a for-real fast-zombie scare.