Amazing amazing amazing. If you don't have Karl Urban's scowl, by all means, slather on the prosthetics.

That's some solid Mad Libs humor, Mr. Plunkett. (Really)

Yeah, it had a cool, Cops-inspired feature, where the level bosses had blurred-out, pixelated faces.

More red meat for the Xbro base.

Not sure how I've missed it, in the PS4 coverage so far, but how are games using that light?

I hear you, but I think the verdict is actually pretty clear. Gamers: Go for the PS4. Future-of-TV-early-adopters: Go for the X1. It's not a surprising point, but it's valid.

He's giving you maybe an overly hard time, but his point is valid—don't spend time commenting on a story you haven't have the time to read. It doesn't add value.

There was a Japanese arcade shooting game, like with a plastic gun, that surrounded you with motion sensors, to let you duck and lean behind cover (as opposed to simply hitting/releasing a pedal, ala Time Crisis). It was incredible, and a grueling squat-style workout.

Savate!

I was wondering the same. I think it could be a tear gas launcher (which would certainly suck to be shot with, in these close quarters).

You are the goddamned best. Well done (and well written).

I would prefer to love on you.

I'm not saying they don't exist, just that a Sarkeesian post makes an ugly crowd way, way uglier, always.

I hope they have a CMS feature that lets them block their own ability to read comments on a given post, and stay blocked, unless two other staffers agree to enter their own, known-only-to-them codes, simultaneously. The blogging equivalent of arming a nuke, in other words.

Am I missing the insightful rebuttals here, whenever Kotaku posts her videos? It's always the same brew of rage, super duper Comic Book Guy raised-finger "fact-checking," and random sentence fragments masquerading as arguments.

don't scroll down, don't scroll down, don't scroll down, don't scroll down, don't scroll down, don't scroll down, don't scroll—

Everything you're saying here makes sense.

Wowzer. Does it transform into a drone and fly home for repairs?

They do, which is really surprising, considering it's Bungie. Maybe they're showing too much, too early?

That's true of a lot of "prestige" shows, too—HBO, AMC, Orange is the New Black, etc.—that the credits often include some pretty great music. I still usually want to skip ahead, because the choice is there...but I also miss not being able to, and sometimes soaking up something cool, like a Mazzy Star song closing out…