My god, it's full of bearded stars!

Google's translation of the original blog post is pretty excellent:

Or if J.D. just wasn't so damn bland.

It's all worth it for the shot around 01:30.

4. I will skin your wife alive and have sex with her fleshless body. I will then wear her flesh and make you pay.

I wound up resenting the fact that the MP in ME3 didn't have the kind of impact on the campaign that I had expected, but that was probably my own fault. I was such a compulsive side-mission completist. But yes, as a straight-up game mode, it was pretty great. The balance felt right, the ammo points were well placed,…

That last clip is a goddamn masterpiece of terrible effects and camerawork.

Then what in the world do you sweat within?

motdef's other videos are worth a look. There's a Moonbase Alpha one that's all of a sudden scarier than Event Horizon.

Nothing quite like the image of someone silently cleaning out his Fleshlight or Ju-C Air controller, working that bottle brush (I guess?) while staring absently at the tablet next to the sink.

Glad to know I'm not the only goody-two-shoes out there. I can't tell you how many times I got nailed while trying to find a collateral-free sight-line.

For sure. When you realize what they were up against, and how much they had to improvise, it's incredible that they saved so many.

So he's Billy Corgan?

Which instrument, though?

And yet, I really want more Luther first. Like one more series, wrap it up, then he can proceed to star in every role ever, male or female, accent or no, like Orphan Black times a million.

Have you ever heard/read the CVR?

But the overzealous manhandling is the goal, not the price, of the field-rushing bro. Pitying his mashed face and pulped neck is like shedding a tear for the handcuffed, gimp-suited gentleman and the raised welts across his bare rump, like the world's biggest, most livid hashtag.

How is it possible that no one's made the obligatory jump-the-shark comment? Madness!

I'm guessing they drew the line at unpowered civvies. Otherwise they'd need to run this thing on a supercomputer.

I think it filled that specific Kickstarter niche, where you're not really supporting the release or creation of a thing that tweaks your nostalgia lobes, but proving your old school bona fides by paying a nerdy tithe. Basically leaving a gift at the shrine of your lost childhood.