one guy wanted his own cape, so I gave him a Batman Cape, and he was happy.

Exactly! It was all about those upsets.

I got your Chess 2 right here.

Like all ho-hum tie-in titles, this game should be free. Why try to earn money from what's clearly just marketing?

Even his SNIKT sounds all congested.

I haven't eaten at a "B-Dubs" (as their site so adorably calls them), but I'm guessing it doesn't get much worse than Hooters, what with the pond of grease the wings were wading in. Like a for-real puddle, with bits floating in it, and a risk of overtopping spillage during transport.

Maybe I got a bad batch. Or maybe the whole "stand on the table with salt and pepper shakers because it's your birthday you degenerate freak" routine left a bad taste.

Your rhetorical skills must trump mine.

The thing about Hooters is that their buffalo wings are actually quite bad.

But it's the real-world equivalent of trying to unsubscribe from spam. It identifies you as a valid target of opportunity. Even worse—a challenge!

That photo is changing my life.

Wait, this is a console game? Those are some mobile-ass graphics.

The commenters are kind of blowing my mind. It doesn't get stupider than YouTube comments, but still, pretty amazing.

There goes my next three hours.

Aha! I was wondering what "Others" referred to, aside from ice zombies beyond the Wall and science-cultists on Lost.

Agreed. I also think they have a surprisingly informed cynicism, and sense of social justice (and injustice). I can handle clunky mechanics and missions when it feels like a game has interesting things to say.

So awesome, and so impossible. No one in gaming has the balls, or professional deathwish, to pull that off.

I want to live in a world where there's a Nat Turner video game that's equal parts heartbreaking and terrifying.

We're really adrift in semantics here. But my point is that female protagonists are still lacking in games, and if anyone can pull off more of them , it's a narrative-centric studio like R-star, and if that they haven't yet, and, considering the three-protagonist approach, it seems like a missed opportunity.…

Putting on Simpsons Comic Book Guy hat: