Re Sheen: Perefect suggestion, sell the McMansion in Beverly Hills, give the proceeds to the Exe’s and rent a condo in Reseda.  Most of your rent girls live in Reseda-Tarzana, so the Uber won’t cost you so much.  Problem solved. 

When I asked the little hockey puck, “Alexa, what wine goes with hotdogs,” the response was, “Hmmm, I do not know that.”  

Well Einstein, it’s the friggin Pacific Coast, what do you expect? Head a few miles inland in San Luis Obispo and part at the WalMart with the rest of the Winnebagos

The US Army has an abysmal record on armor vehicle development; google Sgt York AA Tank. By the time the R&D process is finished, the vehicle in question will be loaded down with so much unecessary crap that any chnace of “air mobile” will be a pipe dream.

Hello gang. Did you forget the Tag / Heuer Monoco, the Daddy of all race inspired watches? You know, the one Steve McQueen wore?

Bitchin. Could somebody do that with an M1A Abrams?

I honestly do not understand this part of the Power Exchange dynamic.

Believe it or not, I have a DVD of Day After.

Missile tracking is in an arc because the world is round. If NK launched at you in a straight line, the missile would miss you and probably hit my ass.

Well now, that explains how “Baby Got Back,” came blaring out of Sonos last night.

Gettysburg, could not stand the “stick up the ass” acting. And, I am a Civil War history buff. It was when an actor, when a Union line was about to receive a Confederate artillery barrage and said, “for those who are about to die, we salute you,” a quote from Gladiator. What a religious man would have said at the time…

These are #firstworldproblems if there every were any.

Since form over function is how Apple rolls, I suppose it is illogical to point out that sacrificing a few millimeters of case thickness to allow for end user replaceable batteries might be a good thing.

With jobs of this scale, there are only a small handful of General Contractors who can handle the scope, schedule, insurance and complexity. That really narrows the pool of available bidders who are willing to take on a project like this. Just to let you know, on a $350 million dollar job, GC contractor profit comes…

Lifehacking trick: Get the fucking vacuum cleaner out and Hoover them all up.

Chargers are, well, underplates. Decorative color coordinated slightly larger than a dinner plate that provide a decorative element for a place setting.

Number One Trick to Avoid Black Ice: Move to Los Angeles.

Please notice, as jammed as the 405 is, it is still moving.

Dubbin

Dude, you ever been in a Jury Panel? Shit like that happens all the time.