these are special.

Beyonce and Jay Z are overrated. That being said, if their presence causes people to actually look around and appreciate all the stunning history and works of art in that museum, then I guess it’s a good thing.

Look good on anything.

Which is why the whole idea of good guys with guns acting like superheros to stop bad guys with guns is a load of bollocks. The police arriving at the scene of a shooting has no way of distinguishing good guys from bad guys, and no time to be figuring it all out. So, they let their implicit bias (or explicit bias aka…

You might say it’s doing the Electric Slide.

I have one kid, and every time I heard, “But you’re such a good mom, you should have more!” My answer was along the lines of “The reason I’m a good mom is that I know how much I can handle successfully.” That shut them up, left them feeling vaguely dissed and also like feeling dissed was their own fault. It was kind…

Too bad it’s being waisted on this piece of shit. 

Simpler answer: Because the military-industrial complex told them they did.

I’m sitting here eating a little breakfast and I honestly could just vomit all over this table. I am really starting to detest these people. Kanye is disgusting. They’re all abhorrent. From here on out, I will not be clicking through to anymore posts about these people. 

I make way way way less than $10 million and I can afford to pay the guy who mows my lawn every other week. 

The wine I enjoy drinking is the wine I’ll serve with dinner. I’m not serving a cabernet with my steak when I hate them. I’ll drink this viognier and if someone doesn’t like it then there’s more for me.

It boggles my mind how many people fall over themselves to give both Melania and Ivanka the benefit of the doubt and yeah, it is absolutely because they are conventionally attractive white women who dress nicely, speak nicely, and get their hair and nails done.

Not Diet Coke. That I drink from the can.

You guys can’t help it, can you? Nothing in this 2015 Gawker piece suggests anything non consensual or anything improper with a minor. The fact that HOC is coming to its natural end (just watch the original BBC HOC for comparison) is also a non story, made into a salacious tidbit by media vultures like you. It’s the…

Why not send 45, his entire family, everyone in his cabinet, and every single one of his appointees to Cuba for an extended period of time (perhaps even forever) so that they might discern the exact cause of this odd and strange malady?

Maybe if they quit turning off the AIS when not in an active warzone it would help. Most commercial vessels these days, especially but not solely those from flag of convenience states, basically just use their AIS to keep watch. Unless they are going into an active conflict area there is no reason for a surface vessel…

Did you know Karlie Kloss is dating his brother Josh? He’s a little cuter but I don’t know about anything else.

Battlefield Earth.

They only reason they want to build all this stuff is to create defense jobs in their district to boost re-election odds. The armed forces are getting hardware they don’t even want.

You must go to shitty bars.