Always use protection!

sAFE ASS MOTHER FUCKER IS WHAT I ASSUMED IT MEANS, CAUSE HE’S A LIFE GUARD... OH I JUST REALIZED CAPS LOCK WAS ON.... WELL I’VE GONE TO FAR TO DO IT OVER NOW

LOL that is the first thing i thought when I saw it, and I busted out laughing. GG Blizz

That’s what I had assumed it was. He’s a lifeguard!

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That...doesn’t make sense.

Even Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo?

If the Jets ever break the huddle like that I’ll be a fan for life.

You’re completely correct, but it’s supposed to go like this, when you’re a Jet...

Oh boy. I’m a criminal attorney and this is, shall we say......... “problematic”?? That’s the word the kids are usin’ these days.

I know I’m such a huge fan of both WAIT WHAT

I had a pet mouse in college. I would squee my pants if he had a cute lil backpack and scarf to wear. RIP Gus Gus.

If they had done this in 2010, the Seattle Storm with Lauren Jackson/Sue Bird would have been Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson/Marcus Allen levels of dominant.

Me in 2010: why would they bother

He should do damage to the other team when he heals - make it a radioactive healing agent, or something.

But that just means he can tank damage to run away, not necessarily to be useful. What good is survivability if you can’t output enough damage to fight back? Closing the cap would just mean you get closer to people who will build ult from you and kill you.

That’s because insofar as the level design and gameplay are explicitly positioned as satire, neither hold up. A shitty level making fun of other shitty levels is still... well, a shitty level.

The game’s irreverence backfires in the end, with Princess What’s-Her-Name suddenly being crushed by a cow.

It’s just started and this is already a great storyline, whether it leads to wrestling matches or mixed martial arts fights.

Listen, nerds, here’s a free, billion dollar idea: self-clasping buttons and snaps.