Peanuts aren’t nuts, they’re legumes.

This was very well written but at no point did anybody call it a Lolsuit and I am disappointed.

I use Sombra as a pretty effective Bastion counter, but it’s risky. If you get caught mid-hack you either translocate or die. Honestly, my experience with Sombra often has been that people use their ability the second you start hacking them thereby making the hacking pointless. You have to really get her rhythm down…

Obviously this leads to the very important question, “Where’s my Overwatch Saturday morning cartoon?”

Symmetra is a brutally hard counter right now. Orisa is too big and immobile to get away from the Laser Death Hose. On an Anubis attack run last night, the defense had a Symmetra and D.va holding the choke, and our Orisa was basically useless.

Played a handful of matches with her and she’s a competent tank. She can deal consistent damage and provide protection fairly regularly. Halt is cool, but the radius is pretty small. I think her barrier shield will be her best ability. Being able to shoot out a shield every 8 seconds is great and can be the difference…

I’m curious if Orisa actually counters Sombra. The Fortify ability states “Orisa temporarily reduces damage she takes, and cannot be affected by action-impairing effects.” So while I have not played to test how Fortify works, it stands to reason Orisa can pop it to unhack herself and/or her objects (shield generator…

I’m sure there’s a passage in the Art of War advising you run your enemy to exhaustion before going in for the kill.

What they could have done that would have been really cute and unique. If she sat in spawn with a control set up. Just sitting there in a corner somewhere controlling Orisa. Her outfit could have even changed with Orisa’s skins. Toss in a few little cute reaction animations and voices lines.

Sombra needs to

needs more TLC.

I’ll allow a TLC (Tables, Ladders, and chair) match if the parents are concerned with their kids pullin’ a Foley.

Two tots enter, one tot leaves

Just needs a dead cat in the middle.

Hell in a Cell. Make it happen...

That’s salt. In Shinto tradition, of which Sumo is considered a religious ritual, salt is for purification. The ring, to be a proper Shinto ritual, must be spiritually clean. Thus salt is liberally thrown onto the ring between matches (sweat and especially blood are unclean).

Or just saw the cops laying the spike strip and decided something amusing was about to happen.

He would not get any walking distance, because he is traveling too fast :P