Yeah, should have sent them to some kids in Africa.

Worst moving service I’ve ever hired.

You lost me at “there will be a price to pay”. Go eat an ass. Free speech far surpasses any manufactured* theory that this man deserves respect for being president. In fact, the hallmark of free society is the right to openly, freely, and without recourse - mock the very leaders that represent us (or lack the capacity…

So - Well ripened.

The Master.

Is Peter Dinklage cosplaying the Ninth Doctor in that picture, well a Ninth Doctor with a goatee? If so he is nailing it.

Do you think he’s going to start implementing his trickle down economic plan right after he’s sworn in?

You mean The Social Network’s award. Inception was nowhere near that trophy that year.

I can’t wait for the Deadpool Oscar Campaign ads...

Before anyone gets on here and starts ranting about how the DNC hacks just showed that Hillary “stole the nomination” or some bullshit like that, please, tell me what the DNC hacks showed that legitimately cast a poor light on Hillary Clinton. All it did was keep the idea of emails at the forefront of the conversation…

Four thousand black holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

His feats finally cost him his feets.

AL) You know how I’m always digging in my ear with a point of a pencil?
PEGGY) Oh my, this is good news.
AL) You betcha! Well today, truly by accident, I found out I was using the wrong end of
the pencil. I discovered that if you turn it around and take off the eraser you can
get a real kind of suction action…

He was only off by two feet.

It’s not even the wax. I just have to get the water out after a shower.

Cut this shit out. I don’t like Trump. He’s a moron. I didn’t want him for president. But he won.

“They are being taught nothing but lies about a fucked up belief system”

That is not necessarily the case. The Impeachment clause of the Constitution does not require that the “high crimes and misdemeanors” occur during the term of office. Nor does it require that the officeholder have been convicted of any such offense. So it is possible that the tape could contain evidence for an…

It could result in mike pence becoming president which I fear more than a trump presidency.

It gets worse when you add the lasers.

*TAG* YOU’RE IT BOB!

OMG KARL, YOU JUST FUCKING KILLED BOB WITH YOUR GAWD DAMNED LASER.

BUT WHAT ABOUT LASER TAG, RANDY, HUH?!?!?!?!

NOT THAT KIND OF LASER KARL! WTF!??!

*TAG* YOU’RE IT RANDY!