what hot nonsense is this

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

Aw come on, you don’t have to be mccoy with us!

Look, I like puns as much as the next guy, but after 7 of 9 of them I start to get Borg...

Shut up, Wesley.

I’ve got a bunch more in Q but I don’t want to Burnham up all at once.

Both of you are crushering these puns :-D

It likewise makes me engage in No. 2 at the same time.

Yuck. Espicardgo makes me worf.

I hear it goes great with espicardgo.

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

And wouldn’t you know your computer has a mute button - and all it does is stop sending digital data to the sound chip DAC. We use archaic words all the time when we “dial” our phone or “turn on” the lights.

Nobody gives a shit about your semantics.

Sorry to burst your bubble, snowflake, but I most likely designed the network you insist you know how to run.

Sure, once they work all the bugs out.

But enough about Trump....

The Lego Batman Chevy focus group commercials have me jazzed up to see this movie

2001? Nah.. I’m thinking they have a Lego fan

Hey .. no .. no .. no .. you just can’t leave it like that .. post the recipe