Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for Pascal Duvier.

Pro Tip: Just let the packet dissolve in your mouth.

I hope you know that anything you’ve wrote past that photo, will not be read by ANYONE. XD

I was 13-14 in the mid-70s, and I got a lot of attention from grown men. I was thrilled by it. Boys my age either ignored me, barked at me, or called me names. Adult men talked to me like I was a person, admired me, complemented me. At the time, it was bliss, and I felt it made me special. And thanks mainly to a lack…

Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of the American driver. I for one welcome our autonomous overlords.

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

It went over it’s designed load limits. The airframe was compromised.

I wish to say, Mr. DeMuro, that once again I have very much enjoyed one of ur articles.

This person is posting the same comment all over the comments on this story.
So transparent and ignorable. :/

I don’t care about the Bears. I really don’t. But imagining that man taking off his team’s jersey and leaving the stadium is about the saddest thing I’ve ever imagined. I think I have to walk away and take a break. Geez.

If there’s one thing the comparison video illustrates, it’s that talented voice acting can’t elevate god-awful writing.

You sir, win the internets.

Also, once you have your pressure cooker, all you need is a steam gauge assembly, a crutch and a good old household fission battery and you can build yourself a nice Railway Rifle.