Touching in response to non-touching is never ok. Ever.

Do you live in a Rube Goldberg house?

So much for going green. Your move NY. My move?

Silly millenials:

Why is science alcohol-shaming me?!?!?!?!?!!

She's not a slut, she's a prostitute. She profits off sexual and emotional interaction. Textbook.

"Trying to dictate what others eat is no better than the G.O.P. trying to regulate my uterus."

"When the cronut craze started here in New York"

#TeamStEdward

It's merely the "it can't be real" because people in her line of work don't usually get cutsy-poo neck tats.

I am all for the responsible and consensual use and production of porn, but I will admit that even since I started surfing for the stuff back in the AOL/Prodigy days, it has escalated drastically. Even on non-porn sites like the PirateBay, you get banner ads for 'brutal,' gagging, violent porn. It's really…

Let's face it. All these sites do is Judge, Haha!

I think it has more to do with the fact that it seems so out of character for her? At least that's how I interpret it.

women aren't allowed to go on boats silly. their minstrel cycles would sink it or something...

Seriously... It's her body. She can do whatever the hell she wants with it.

Are you judging what another woman does with her body?

In the spirit of another infamous Deen, perhaps a sexual food name tweet smash is in order?

In the spirit of another infamous Deen, perhaps a sexual food name tweet smash is in order?

So, Kim Kardashian?

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.