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GreenLED
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Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”
Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”
[...mutual confused silence...]
Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”
The damage from such a stupid error has to be far greater than the benefit of half-assedly trying to justify Trump’s stupidity.
A dark curiosity in me wonders how much actual time the White House staff spends covering for things the Republican President has just made up on the spot because someone asked him a question he literally knew nothing about.
Why would anyone think this would be convincing? The damage from such a stupid error has to be far greater than the benefit of half-assedly trying to justify Trump’s stupidity.
I like how McCarver blames the pitcher for not hustling on a ball that started over here:
I hope Houston will be proactive and put a hill just before the center field wall as a warning to the fielder.
The announcers are criminally under-jazzed by this play. McCarver should be calling a bingo game somewhere.
Why are we shouting that Tesla “let” the driver do anything? Is the licensing process for operating these machines that meaningless now? As someone licensed for the privilege to drive cars on public roads (yes, it’s a privilege and should be regarded as such) everyone should be fully aware of their responsibilities…
YVAN EHT NIOJ!
“Gotta love privatization!”
Yeah but, being in Texas, I bet that district’s HS football stadium is SPECTACULAR!
Unholy shitballs those last three words! *bows in awe*
Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”
Why get a single from a bunt when you can get all of the bases for twice the cost?
he was running into the wall for 10 seconds like RBI Baseball
Sucks that there’s no audio with that, but I found it
The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.