Step one, bring back The Vane and Dennis.

I’m honestly surprised the Border Patrol allowed it. Here in AZ they don’t like anyone lingering within a few hundred yards of the border/river, and if you even pass through the area you’ll likely get a cursory check or a couple questions asked as you drive off. And I’ll give better than 99% odds the BP knew he was…

Arizona already had the Minutemen over a decade and a half ago.

Pretty sure the chance to be considered for the Apprentice was worth tolerating that mediocre shag.

They went to $5.55 here after about two years of that deal. Now they’re apparently up to $5.95. Here in the highest-unemployment, lower cost of living, lower-median income area of the country. I can get 5 quality al pastor tacos for the price of their cardboard pizza.

But enough about that night he decided she was worth a shag.

Obligatory John Force/Steve Evans experience:

Beat me to it.

Can confirm. Local public radio/NPR reporter did the same much more tactfully here on a majority minority campus, majority of students either had no interest in voting or knew nothing about the midterms.

Yeah, but the bears in pools are to appease the “I’m sick of only hearing about politics” crowd, which is pretty much everyone at some point every week. 

Neither is the WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

And let’s be honest; he doesn’t have the widest range of SNL cast members, and he ends up cast as the same type a lot (game show host, barkeep, etc), but damn if he doesn’t do them solidly.

I know what I’m looking at.

He keeps slurring his speech more and more often too. That one time at SOTU was chalked up as a fluke, but I’m hearing it almost weekly now. 

Well, we’ve found the new Browns mascot. 

Can’t wait for the video of him smashing through a table in the parking lot on the way out. 

I swear, just the issue of marijuana legalization alone should be enough to cause a massive shift in the American political landscape, if people would start making it an issue and forcing candidates to state their opinion and then using that when they vote. No sense complaining, just vote for the people with the same…

Next you’ll try to tell me that minor league baseball inflates numbers, like when our failed teams would say the attendance was 6,000 (in a 8,000 seat stadium) even though there was nobody sitting beyond first and third base except four or five kids hoping for a foul ball.

It never ceases to amaze me the number of cars with large sums of money thrown into customizing them but which have large body parts missing.