I have trouble taking him seriously. He always reminds me of the waaaaay overdone fake VOs added to chases on the World’s Most Dangerousest Police Chases XXIVVIXLIVII that aired 15 or so years ago.

They won’t. So many farming and construction companies would be out of business if that were the case.

Exactly. I’ve been watching that GIF for a half hour and she’s still going flawlessly— a testament to her skill and tenacity.

You forgot the first item, Too Soon.

I know this is getting overly picky, but I also have to appreciate that the “BOOSTERS LAND” timeline marker hits perfectly in sync with the landings.

But where are the indifferent Russians?

Probably a kid. I have a vague recollection of something similar occurring at a very young age at a relative’s house who had one of those goddamned carpeted toilet lid covers that made it where you had to hold the seat up the entire time to piss.

The school has since sidestepped the issue by not playing the anthem at the remaining football games and apparently traditionally hasn’t played it before other athletic events anyway.

Won’t matter much, as our State School Superintendent is a DeVos devotee with the vocational aptitude of a bus driver.

I think a simpler explanation that could tl;dr this a bit is that markets were determined (especially in more congested areas out east) by what city’s local stations were received there, and used as a way to measure ratings and establish ‘territory’ for where your station serves. Massachusetts stations far from Boston…

There’s just something about the immediate turn-and-glide-away that hockey refs can do that adds some majesty to the call.

Just bookmark this clip and link to it anytime you ever see someone try to position OANN as a reputable source of info. The inclusion about the congrats from the owner who’s obviously steering the narrative is gold.

Mueller? ha ha

I think he sexually harassed half the women here in Yuma in that one year, according to the stories some of my friends less than half his age tell.

Oh, a spelling bee sketch (haven’t Hulued it yet). Guess they needed a break from the weekly classroom-based sketches lately?

You’d be surprised how half of them aren’t oval anymore.

Probably can get Not-Trump to foot some or most of the cost too, the thievin’ bastard.

What’s the “logical” explanation on why a candidate for AL is having a rally in FL?

I’ve got a professor for a 400-level communications course right now who has 100% of his Blackboard shell and course documents in Comic Sans. Part of me wonders if it’s a test of our mettle.