They should be practicing their punts still...

Yeah, well, with a crowd that's about half retirees, it sometimes takes them a moment to get up.

We had a guy at our college get a defensive rebound, then immediately grab an offensive one and dunk it a few weeks back...

Yet the average NASCAR fan is still more upset about Beyonce's performance at the inauguration last year.
And it has nothing to do with her lip syncing.

One of our area high schools (San Luis HS in AZ) just petitioned the state sports body to drop football after 11 winless seasons and barely being able to field a team and suffering countless injuries this year. They've got a hell of a soccer team though.

It's pronounced "choy'-uh". Sorry to ruin the party, but I've had my own runins with that shit. Stepped on some as a kid, and it went through the sole of my shoe before hooking into my foot. Fun times.

Which begs the question... Did they put text on the bottom assuming it would be making an appearance at some point?

85˚ in Scottsdale by the weekend... and above 90˚ here in Yuma...

I just wonder at what age she'll start yelling incomprehensible shit in the post-race interviews... ha ha... How can you not love John?

You forgot that it's all tape-delayed and chopped up with endless melodramatic features that suck the athlete's dicks.

They let YouTube apply image stabilization to it, so imagine that motion negated and that's how shaky the original was. Then again, IF THEY DIDN'T SHOOT IT IN FUCKING PORTRAIT WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS ANYWAY.

Because clearly the way to convince a pissed off cat to relax is pulling its tail.

Yeah, I'm guessing only 2/3 of the 'North American media' should be caught off guard, as that's pretty common in Mexico. It even happens more often than I'd like on the US side here in Arizona. Not because the infrastructure can't support it, but rather because if they don't put a small bin there, those who are in the…

'Chokes' also being a reference to how their basketball seasons are going. Go Matadors!

Guessing there isn't one in my city yet, since we still have people who are convinced that they city is screwing taxpayers by wasting tax money putting in a Tesla Supercharger (which in reality is paid for by Tesla) and nobody will pay to use it (um... exactly) and that they don't make electric cars yet that can go…

The real sad part is that none of his friends saw it, as they all have DirecTV.

Despite also being an Asshat with an Unnecessarily Tall Tripod, I still feel compelled to point out the Asshat with the Unnecessarily Tall Tripod right in the front. At least the Resourceful Photog with a Chair to Stand On ended up behind him.

I know. Try living along the Mexican border.

I'd like some Fry's with my salad.