Road House is a national treasure! You leave Patrick Swayze's mullet alone!

Was anybody else uncomfortable by the use of "that awful abortion of a film"? This expression really bothers me.

Inception was amazing you take that back!

That's it. Outside.

The one appeal for me for this movie was that we had three women who found out they were being cheating on in one way or another and instead of calling the other woman a bitch or ugly or a whore, etc etc, they empathize with each other. Considering how many people are quick to make female characters with the same…

Thank you Erin Gloria Ryan, you're doing the lord's work with this hate-watching. I sincerely wish I could get drunk a see a movie in a theater, but I have a bladder the volume of a micropipette and I'd spend the whole time falling down the darkened stairs trying to get to the toilet. I plan on watching this alone at…

This makes me clutch my breasts in sympathy. No...just no. You will not enjoy jogging on a beach in a DD bikini that does not fit. Who would do that? A masochist?

Not sure you should be asking the website where caffeine won the drug race.

This reminds me of my decision to get drunk and see Sex and the City 2. I drank at brunch before, snuck an entire bottle of Champagne into the theatre in my purse and STILL walked out halfway through. The lesson is that not even booze can save shitty movies.

THE LOGISTICS OF THIS CONFUSE ME.

If you're going to have sex in public and then talk about it in a magazine interview, don't act all fake-embarrassed about it.

John, Krissy. Rude. You are just RUDE. And gross. RUDE AND GROSS.

dear chrissy and john,

Stars, they're just like us!

Dude, you are taking your user name way too literally. Have a beer and chill (please don't throw any of it, we just cleaned the carpets).

Well, thank God for the woman in story two that her real charmer of a husband will die of a heart attack or other cholesterol induced disease pretty promptly, considering his habits.

I just don't see the point in trolling around and being a shit-stirrer. Being devil's advocate all the time isn't edgy—it's stupid.

I kinda feel like you are always full of shit.

What is your deal, exactly?

You're not going to win an inciting the crowd legal argument there. Someone shouting "hey, stop!" does not constitute incitation to assault. If a restaurant employee had done so, that's one thing, and the guy probably has a case to sue the guy who kicked him — although fuck him, he deserved it — but not the restaurant.