It confuses the fuck out of me, too, and I've lived here all my life. Most people would change it if they could, but our stagnant two-party political system makes that practically impossible.

So... They're somehow considerate enough to cover a dude/lady who dresses up in a costume for them, yet these women get paid pennies & no health coverage despite the fact that they do stuff like physically-demanding dance routines including backflips & being thrown about in the air?

Yeah, I begrudge no adults their dating/relationship/fuck buddy interests, but personally speaking I really don't know that I could go more than 5 years below or 10 years above (and both those numbers are pushing it). Again, speaking entirely personally.

I'm 38 and work on a college campus where I'm surrounded by 21 year olds and I never have thought "I bet that kid on the soccer team and I would have a lot in common and tons to talk about."

"About two years ago I was a mess, really, because I can't enjoy the things that we are good at and I can't enjoy the great things around me because I'm burdened by this," he tells BBC 1.

I mean, I don't even want to hang out with 21 year olds and I'm younger than Bloom. What do you even talk about with someone that much younger (in terms of life experience)? I mean, there's a huge difference between a 21 year old and a 31 year old - he's 37!

This was actually my first thought too. I think this happens a lot of times when people feel bad about falling in love with someone else. "No no, the whole thing was my fault! I fucked everything up, not the other person! I'm the bad one who fell in love with someone else!" It's just speculation, obviously, but it's…

Oh. No doubt. Elves are ageless, Orlando, but you are not. #hardcorejudging

What, Chris Martin???? I understood maybe 2% of what you just said.

Or he's in love w/ someone else and this is his way of getting out.

She's older than most of us would think (21)... but so is he (37).

Ahh GOOP's super power of making you feel unnecessarily bad about yourself for no reason coming into fruition yet again.

It was "one step away from a lesbian love scene!"

• Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez maybe went on a date. [Page Six]

wtf I love her swimsuit and jelly sandals?!

YASSSSSSSS, Granny! Serving that Great Depression realness!

baddie ‏@baddiewinkle Apr 26

That's a pretty sweet looking wicker lounge chair Baddie. You can take my man if I can have your sunroom!

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I do declare, there were times I was so lonesome, I took some comfort mare.