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One of my first responses to being diagnosed was about losing my hair. I was kind of terrified at the thought. Some women lead with their breasts. Contrary to my nom de plume, I lead with my hair. My doctor seemed relived to have something positive to tell me—I wouldn't lose hair with the radioactive treatment I would…

Personally, I'd be tempted to do an Eyebrows of the Week feature: one week, it's Groucho Marx; the next, Vivian Leigh. Definitely Frieda Kahlo to start, though. It's probably for the best I don't get to do this to anyone.

This is very cool.

ARE YOU SURE? Please work with me.

I have the Googles, and also the Yahoos and the Bings (LULZ), but I couldn't find this law either.

I was going to make a Seventh Heaven joke, but I realize I'm only dating myself. Oh what the hell, I'll do it anyway:

Reminds me of the Megan Wants a Millionaire murderer. They had to cancel the show while it was airing because the dude killed his girlfriend and then killed himself after hiding a few weeks in Canada.

Bachelor Number 3. In the Study. With the Rope.

Seriously dude! Divorce look into it!

OR ABC is thinking about ratings and wondering how to get in on this in a wholesome, family-oriented way.

Well, on the bright side for The Bachelor, ABC can now say, "See? At least we aren't fielding double murderers!"

Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Although maybe not exactly a teen heartthrob.

That bunny just knows that a bold lip is IN this season!

Rob Lowe = Dorian Grey

Pick a Hanson brother. They were and seem to still be pretty okay.

The Celery Stalks at Midnight!

I get the feeling not much as changed in Leo's world. Sure, some of them went off and got married and had children, but Leo doesn't seem like he's grown up at all. Other than Gilbert, the only women he socializes with are models. It's weird that in this day and age, with all of his work on the environment and not…

Will Smith was at least 20 when he hit it big, and according to Aunt Viv, he was a cocky mofo in need of humbling.

I know that all of these antics took place a long time ago, and people grow up, and most of us sucked at that age. But...but. I like all of these people a little bit less now.