The excavation process was delayed several hours while crew members removed the petrified remains of Billy Ray Cyrus' career from the bottom of the hole.

It's hard not to appear harried when you're interrupted mid-sext for a photo op.

Even the finest Indonesian surgeons couldn't help Fairuz, as they maintain that "everything inside him was red and gross, so we left''.

...but a good videobomb is one that enters the frame unexpectedly and unannounced.

This was far more successful than when Texas sent rice to a recruit's pet chickadee.

Given that the handbag was specifically designed to smuggle Welker into the Derby, I would argue that the tote functioned admirably.

I bet Hillary wishes he had been more anal about leaving clues behind.

Ha! You think they'd allow a Rascal on a golf course?! That's clearly a British luxury Rapscallion.

Is no one going to call these guys out for only providing 10 toe-slots? Not all of us are fashion models, Vibram.

I guess Sterling really is old, given that he still uses enough wires in his personal communications to have them tapped.

When the doctor was passing out brains, newborn Hardy thought they said trains, and used locomotion to get to the maternity ward where he battered expectant mothers.

Rivers went on to say that while the call was a bunch of crap, it still paled in comparison to the Glen Davis incident at Golden Corral.

You'd think a Hawkeye would have seen this coming.

HOUSE: [wakes up] [stretches support beams]

[asks if this is going too far, slowly backs out of ESPN production truck, peels out in Camaro]

I think the lesson here is clear: never jokingly call this guy Nelson Philips.

[become worried, schedule emergency meeting re: 'the Mumbai threat']

Also, it's pretty insulting to Manziel and his family to put a Browns logo in there.

You can see the rest of the Heat's historic mementos floating in formaldehyde in the team trophy case for just two bits.

I'm pretty surprised Winston agreed to pose for this, honestly. PR nightmare waiting to happen.