I saw it last night, and I have to say I can't remember the last time I had more fun in a theater. The key word here is FUN. This movie is just awesome balls of FUN.

Still annoyed that it's nowhere near my area yet that stupid "America" movie is playing all over.

Back in the 1990's, for about 1 week I spent about 6 months in northern Kentucky for work. Relatively speaking, Cincinnati was Venice.

Yes, by MAILING it.

I'm having weird stomach contractions as I type thinking about eating a Taco Bell lobster (although it could be the sausage and egg Crunchwrap I ate this morning). This is a company whose idea of breakfast is going to the Walmart it's across the street from, buying up all the microwave Jimmy Dean breakfast bowls, and…

Frankly, neither the nudity nor the breastfeeding bother me. It's the insufferable pretension.