Girl was just looking for a way out.

Not too sure about that headdress, but love the colors and textures of this jacket and pants.

I'm not sure. I think it might have been to make the eyes look further apart, or something.

Next to last one is the newest, I think. Looks like it was taken at the launch of her underwear/jammies line. I'm seeing signs of either exhaustion or aging (or both) in her face that I don't see in other shots.

Finally, a smile that doesn't look forced. I think she's adorable in an "aww, sweetie, let me wipe off some of that blush" kind of way, but she always looks like she's trying too hard to look happy. This picture looks much more real.

Too much white shadow in the corners of the eyes! Begone, filthy 1990's trend!

Some people have the ability to make you see and feel through the words they use. You are one of those people. BRAVO!

This is not Britney's nose. No way.

The pajamas are really cute too!!

Girl has some serious thrush.

Having shown dogs (welsh corgis! EEEE!) for about 2 years, I can personally vouch for the level of crazy. I escaped the madness after witnessing one breeder call the police on another breeder and ask to file a rape charge against breeder #2's male dog that had happy humpy sex with breeder @1's dog. Oh, and asked for…

Putting Kendal Jenner on a farm in Iowa would make a great reality series.

Needs more camo.

Portugal's smile! She wins based on that smile. Love it!

I can't be the only one who thinks this guy has great legs.

Is that what I think it is?? Begins with P, ends with P?

This dress is really cute!

May I recommend a nice light taupe lipstick, ma'am?

How about "pink parts"? Not quite as creeptastic as "lady parts"?

This has to be a missing chapter from "Wetlands".