Grandparent’s rights vary state by state. The circumstances of obtaining visitation will also vary a lot depending on the existing relationship the grandparent has with the child. As far as testimony goes, I think some courts and judges are amenable to taking video testimony or sworn statements, so that may alleviate…

Next comes “Slave by Dior”; (“the fragrance you will never want to escape from”)! The video will feature black people dressed as slaves, but you know, happy ones! Playing the banjo in front of their quarters, singing call and response hollers while they happily work the fields..you feel me? People are gonna love it!

Probably had a restraining order on him at some point.

Yeah, can you imagine being THAT shithead’s ex-girlfriend and reading an article with that crap in it? Like...OMG he is STILL talking about shit I did nearly 50 fucking years ago?! Talk about dodging a fucking bullet. I would probably even frame that and use it to remind myself how close I came to my life being…

You should not do this without an attorney. A lay person will get clobbered by an attorney in court because they know the rules and procedure, and you don’t; call your local bar association and ask if they have a list of attorneys who handle cases pro bono, or without charge. Also, you or whoever represents you can…

I ended up getting tricked by one of those bullshit “Crisis Pregnancy” centers in the early 90s. I was 20, working a menial job, living in an apartment my boyfriend and I could barely afford. I was lured in by the promise of a free pregnancy test. We couldn’t Afford to purchase a motherfucking $8 pregnancy test and…

I know this is gonna sound like a privileged thing to say but you need a lawyer. Google for lawyers that have sliding scales. And google to see who are the big firms that do family law in your area and call and see if they do pro bono work.

Protector? That’s some neck-bearded fedora-wearing bs right there. Serious “nice guy” vibes for a 61-year-old I guess some of them never grow out of that shit.

From that photo you can imagine the force field of odor that surrounds him. I’m sure that Depp falls into the “too famous to bathe” category.

Depp should have no part in anything, ever again. Fuck that guy.

I can't wait for the day when this abuser's image isn't plastered across my favorite internet spaces anymore.

They don’t sell lottery tickets because God says it’s wrong to mess with the future, people have said to me that if I don’t pray I will become lesbian, there’s a church almost on every block, people do spend a lot of time in the church, the food can be too sweet, sweet tea is only sugar and water, everyone I know has…

What? Entrance is free. You need a pass because of the extreme interest in the museum, but the passes are free. Of course you’re going to have to wait; do you not know how incredibly busy the museum has been since its opening? What are you even talking about?

That summary of naturopathic medicine barely scratches the surface.

It’s his voice that gets me. It’s so vacant. He’s so bad at the scripted bits but so obviously good at his job. Like this dude is totally excited to pick out rocks in Tennessee or wherever, but you wouldn’t know it from his voice.

How tf does this guy get away with not putting enclosures around those pools? It’s also a terrible investment for a homeowner, especially in Florida. And they’re super fucking tacky. And the people are so tan. I can’t wait to watch this.

Your entire second paragraph:

I mean, sure it’s a good and fine salary, but a similar corporate role supporting a CEO level person in a major city like DC would pay way more.

Hahahaha, we’ve been (lazily) watching this a lot because it seems like it is ALWAYS on tv. I love how the main guy *hates* slides with a passion and every time a client requests one he tries to talk them out of it, lolol. He claims that it makes everything look tacky which is hilarious because, hello, all of these…

i think you spend all your eating time visualizing instead?