You couldn’t pay me any amount of money to work for this administration, but that is a good salary for DC. Though it’s probably not very good if you break it down hourly. 

how exactly are you defining ‘slaps’ ?

A fan once broke into John Travolta’s house and hid in his closet.

Missy Elliot is just a fucking genius. Her songs feel more modern and sexy and daring than anything on the radio now

that stage show, just wow.

Absolutely amazing set, and lighting quick costume changes! WOW.

Glad Missy got some recognition, a lot of these songs take me back haha.

We have done nothing as a species to deserve her and yet Missy still breathes life into us!! AT 48! 

Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

Agreed. I mean, growing up, I was always told that if something happened to me (separated from my mom, lost) to find a WOMAN to help me. Why? Because as a culture we assume that women are safe spaces; they’re naturally nurturing, and would protect a vulnerable child if faced with the opportunity. Which is what makes…

Also, what has he done to his children that the only way to end a tantrum is by providing a beef product? 

This one is easy: Treating servers\retail people\delivery people...anybody who serves the public...like personal servants to be insulted and abused. I don’t care how nice you may be to me. If you can’t treat another human being who is doing an often thankless job with common decency, that to me signals a serious…

A couple of years ago I ran through a string (3) of men that were unable to drive front facing into a parking slot. They backed into every slot. I questioned them and they said the same thing, “Makes for a quick get away.” All three turned out to be obsessive control freaks. Now if a man backs in, even one time, he’s…

He was a horrible man and I’m glad he’s dead. 

I thought those “disclaimers” at the end of emails people put weren’t illegal, just that they didn’t hold any water in court.

“I do not own the rights to this YouTube video of a day old album, which has been posted under fair use”

It’s not quality Nigerian spam unless the person who sent it has the title of Barrister.

Thank God for INFLUENCERS raising my awareness of this pressing issue. 

It’s like those signatures on emails about it being illegal to read the email if you’re not its intended recipient and blah blah blah.  At least it’s a good indicator of someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

One note: I saw this on TV, so it’s not digital only. Also, I’m forty two, so this may not play, but particularly rough days involve waking up late and forgetting my phone at home. What the hell do I do at work then? Toilet breaks suck.  The only thing worse is coming home to too many notifications. I'd rather put off…