I am pro sleeve. Good on June.

Can somebody put me in touch with Britney’s plastic surgeon? Because unless it’s just the lighting and makeup talking, she looks really good. And if it isn’t nearly impossible to find a good fantasy plastic surgeon out here in the hinterlands, I don’t know what is.

So basically, this dude has a more fully-fleshed healthcare plan than the republicans in congress have. Is that what I’m getting here?

Somebody needs to come up with a booze I can drink! And none of that nasty Skinny Girl shit! We have self-driving cars, for chrissake! Where’s my no-carb liquor.

And also a large quantity of Benefiber. Do not try without Benefiber.

I am totally losing a ton of weight on an all-cheese-and-meat diet. With some peanuts. And my cholesterol is just fine, thank you. So there, you can have it all! As long as “it all” does not include sugar or booze.

I’m not the only one who’s convinced that this is all just promo for the show, am I? I mean, it’s clearly all about getting us to watch again.

I know and love Warren, and while I didn’t know him in the Carly Simon heyday, I’ve never found him to be like that.

I don’t remember where exactly I found this, but I have become a big believer in the idea of “friends of the marriage.” Meaning that it’s fine to have friends that the other spouse is “meh” about, but those friends have to be generally supportive of the marriage or they’re gone. No bullshit encouragement to break the…

The other reason for high demand in Indian country is the fairly prevalent Native American taboo against being an organ donor. It’s a huge issue in New Mexico. Add to that the historical problems with white doctors and hospitals experimenting on Native Americans (and other underrepresented minorities), and there’s not…

Also, you can’t be a smoker.

But what exactly does it mean?

Also, for those who commented above, I have oily skin and while it moisturizes, the Embroylisse doesn't make me feel gross.

Oh sister, I feel you. Try Embroylisse Secret de Maquilleurs. It's fantastic for40+ skin (I'm 44) and works great for everything from full sun to TV lighting to indoors. I buy it on Amazon, and while the tube seems small, it lasts.

Am. Going to moisturize.

This is so inspiring! I want to try it all, and going to moisturize right now!

For once, I approve of the use of all caps.

Obvious booger. Also, he has something in his nose.

My derm says to never, ever use the Arm & Hammer laundry detergent, even. Too many people are allergic to it.

I'm a big fan of Tom's of Maine roll-on (at home) and Kai by Gaye Straza (for travel — I try to pack no liquids). With both, it took a good week for my body to get used to not having the ingredients in whatever mass-market horror I was using. And for me to get used to being slightly moist (it's never really left me…