I swear to Thor, if anybody on Kotaku's staff even hints at complaining about another sites' redesigns I may need to order a new irony-o-meter from somewhere.

I deeply hope that most infants are born with smaller penises than the average man.

The only use I have for PETA.

Aaaaand now I want buffalo shrimp for lunch. THANKS, OBAMA.

Kamiya can take criticism and wont allow himself to be dead in the water like some Fish.

haha I almost hate myself for it too!

This comes across as very defensive, though I can understand why. The OP expressed concern that it *might* attract unpleasant responses, and frankly that's a reasonable gut reaction. But they also felt that their post was important, and worth sharing - and I'm glad they did. You can share something important that you…

Are you referring to the same commentariat who acted like a bunch of ignorant bratty children when Anita Sarkeesian pointed out something they already knew about tropes in games but was offended that it came from a Feminist perspective? That commentariat? Because out of all of the Gawker universe Kotaku has the worst…

He isn't dumb because he disagrees with you, asshole.

This is the issue I brought up in Jezebel as well, the commenter's attitude of this case seem oddly inconsistent to me.

Because Rep. Tammy Duckworth:

"Why Female Soldiers Were Finally Added to Call of Duty's Multiplayer"

This is clear and disgusting case of moral depravity, brazen opportunism, and a blatant disregard for everything for which this country is supposed to stand. It makes me sick. Manziel is exactly what is wrong with this whole nation.

that your mother made me wear a condom when I pumped her poopshoot? Yeah, a little. Thanks for taking notice. Give her a good talking to so that complication doesn't pop up again.

They really should change the law to say "Professional Event Competitors", instead of changing the definition of "Professional Athlete"

I find that someone who frequently labels themselves as a professional comedian would even make a joke that could be interpreted as supporting heckling way, way more offensive than any of these jokes.

Welp, good luck with that. You know how assholes never bother people who want nothing to do with them. They're actually kind of considerate, those assholes. Only hanging out in places where they're wanted and all. When you think about it, assholes aren't that bad...

Note to criminals: It's a bad idea to film yourself committing assault, and then post it online as though it's a joke.

That is so offensive that you would suggest that "speaking proper" for black people is us trying to be white. My mind is blown.

Yes, please tell me more about that false equivalence.