I almost hate you for making me come to Kotaku. ;)

This made my accidental visit to this site bearable. Thank you!

But the bullies are off the hook, right? I would hate for the people responsible to get in any kind of trouble.

Science, German, and Cello? Now, you're just bragging.

You'll be busy all day doing that. It will be fun, of course.

Lots of responses for such a stupid person. Usually, people like you aren't even a blip in the comment section. You though...well done.

Just like that, he/she was shut down.

Texas > Louisiana

Since this was Florida, I was expecting one of the high school kids to have tried to eat one of the kids. Turns out, good things can happen in Florida. I hope this is a sign of things to come.

You don't need an online pass when you can block used games from the consoles.

Hello? Yeah, I'm here at another on of these stupid rallies. I'm just trying to get with this girl standing next to me. She playing hard to get though. Yeah, yeah. I know, but church girls are the freakiest.

I laughed. Then, when I stopped laughing, I read it again in his voice. Then, I laughed louder.

a woman accidentally shot and killed her husband while he was showing her how to use a semiautomatic pistol

Nice!

Aw hell. I just said the same thing. Guess I'll go take a nap in a recliner somewhere.

Ha!

This whole thread made me chuckle. Watching people dive on you for not liking something they do was a little funny.

Which, ironically, contradicts everything she claims to stand for.

I was here to say that. Don't need to now.