It’s fortunate I don’t live anywhere with big cats cuz I would absolutely die trying to get a belly rub

We’re all well aware of the history of the millions of African slaves stolen and transported to the United States...

“Part turtleneck, part ski mask, BUT MAKE IT RACIST”

I’m still not super angry at Malek taking a job, particularly something as ‘once in a lifetime’ as this, and which has been a really successful role for him - I’m angry at the studios/companies/people that keep picking Singer as a director. While some actors have a lot of choice in their roles, most people on a movie…

$6000 a month?! These patreon animators are making money hand over fist. 

Sweet baby Jesus - these women are BLESSED.

“I couldn’t control you,”

I mean... I can think of three hits off the top of my head, and I barely listen to rap. And she’s the second-biggest selling female artist this year, so I don’t think she needs additional relevance right now.

Non-issue. In what world would I EVER be holding a book, or looking at anything else, if I am near Jason Momoa?

I would argue, respectfully, that the self-aggrandizing myths men tell each other—which are then accepted uncritically and enshrined in, say, the press as a matter of record—are among the most common ways men (and yes, people) consolidate their interests and protect each other, whether they know exactly what they’re…

Oh, I know what scat singing was before it became a term for poo fetish.

Kiedis is a white van away from having his picture up at the post office.

take him away, take him away, take him away now!

He was probably ejected because the players got tired of listening to him go on about how he could have won state.

“And den I went on da dark web.”

“It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in New York. It’s still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant severed robot penises.” — Liz Lemon

Arguably, it is unbalanced and unfair for a group of 40 million people to have the same political representation in a nation’s highest legislative chamber as a group of 90 thousand people.

South Dakota has less than 900,000 people

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.