I think both ways are totally valid - but I believe it changes the flavor of the cheese slightly. 

I agree. And it may sound crazy, but I think it tastes better pulled. It also needs to be at room temperature to attain maximum stringiness.

Jane Doe by Victoria Helen Stone is cathartic as hell and I strongly urge you read it, bonus points for reading it in the tub. I’m asking my husband to read it.

he “hopes it doesn’t happen again.”

Melania on their wedding night:

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

I’ve seen lines start at a sample station in Costco before they’ve even put anything out.

Line cutting is childish. Childish offenses deserve childish punishments. I’d suggest an atomic wedgie, in this case.

It’s like they know that’s what you’re here to buy...and they’re going to make you see the full selection of the store’s wares on the way.

Psychology!

Here, it’s less a line than a mosh pit of soccer moms and ten year old kids.  It’s terrible.

They were able to track him down two blocks away from the costco going 15 mph with his blinker on.

You raise a good point and keep in mind this convo was a continuation on a previous text conversation about a different car for a different customer. I try to be as friendly as possible and I always want to set up a situation where everyone wins. The customer gets a car at a good price, the salesperson makes a deal…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I’ve never heard a man discuss this phenomenon before. I don’t think it falls under the category of “men and women are just fundamentally different” myths; I think it’s the straightforward result of Toxic Masculinity, which is a cultural force, as opposed to an innate psychological difference. Women are taught from…

No, it has nothing to do with me being an ape, and everything to do with me growing up in a culture where I watched Homer Simpsons pair off with Marge Simpsons and was taught to expect that I better be thankful for getting a Homer to take me for the nagging hag I’m going to become, no matter how slothful, ugly, and…

Unfuckable men kill others. Unfuckable women kill themselves.

Interesting, especially considering that the majority of dating advice I have received is along the lines of “if you can’t find a date, it’s because you need to change the way think/look/act/dress/are.”

A too-wide generalization but one that may hold some truth here: Women tend to internalize pain; men externalize it. Both are dangerous for the person in pain, but only one of them is dangerous to the rest of the world.

In that case, their algorithm and policy are badly flawed.