So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Boo this man. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I appreciate the reply. I tried to find what i could, but i try to have a healthy amount of skepticism. I would rather know if someplace is bad, or if it’s more internet BS. I have seen plenty of stupid things on Facebook, so i have been telling those friends when something is or sounds like fake news. 

The (awful, terrible, no-good, very bad) church that my mom made us attend was big on the pro-life brainwashing. It was so obvious and downright wrong. They’d work it into fun things that kids like.

I remember an 8th grade trip to the German equivalent of PP. At the exit there was a big bowl of condoms where we could take as many as we wanted. They even told us that if we didn’t want to take them in front of the others, we could come back later.

Do you get a punch card? Y/N?

The Planned Parenthood Platinum Plan. Buy 5 abortions and your sixth one is free!

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

These kids suck but what really freaks me out is the little kids.

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

Are you guys keeping a running list of all the adjective phrases Jezebel has used to describe Trump? And if so, will you be releasing that list at any point? Please say yes.

I don’t know. 0 deaths, every victim already released from the hospital and the suspect arrested (alive so he can be interrogated) within 40 hours of the first incident.... Pretty hard to say the system, headed by Obama and his weak on terror Democratic cronies, didn’t work really, really well.

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

K, Ivanka.

Plus it’s been shown that women simply don’t value money as much as men, why would they accept less pay otherwise? It’s called science.

It wouldn’t be hard but it would take a while. That’s what I appreciate about the guy.

Mmm...64 slices of American Cheese.