Non. That Goat is ridiculous and I laugh every time it comes on-screen.

WTF does it say about us that we got Hand Banana ass tattoos as a wedding/anniversary thing?!

It's totally a real thing! I went to Sicily last summer and one time I was TRYING to say, "Good morning, I would like a cappuccino please" but instead I was all, "I oppose gay adoption, and synthetic babies are an abomination against God and nature." It was so embarrassing.

Boys and bikinis

This bodes well for my plan to start decoupaging that dresser on my next bus ride.

But seriously, which one looks better?

I, on the other hand, I'm all for monogamy, I don't believe open relationships can work because of jealousy, insecurities which are fair common human emotions. But this article has really made me reconsider if they can work, as long as both people know what's going on, be honest with each other and realistic. This…

"This could mean taking your pants off to eat a beautifully arranged cheese plate"

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

2 main ones:

I've just finished constructing an altar to anythingsweetie.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter and, quite possibly, your life.

I know Murphy is the main story here, but how many of you actually looked at that Rolling Stone list? Serious question. MacDonald at 135 out of 141 SNL cast members was one of many rankings atrocities they conjured up. How so many of the current crop got placed in the top 50 (Darrell Hammond barely cracked that list,…

She kinda reminds me of Geena Davis in this pic.

I just did the damn dishes that were left here from yesterday (small office full of men). So, SO MUCH FUCKING THIS!!!!

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

I'm a 20% tipper. You'd have to stab me in the face to get that knocked down.

Also...just going to leave this here...