To be honest, Giuliana, I've mostly been eating cotton balls and I want to shake your giant head until your eyes fall out.

Wow, fuck you Hamilton Nolan. 'If you don't want to deal with sexism in your industry, just don't do the things you need to do to succeed in it!' Because that works REALLY REALLY well for women in general, right?

I've missed you, Tits! I got laid off a little over a year ago and did a little bit of downward spiraling, but I'm back! And I'm employed again! And not at Forever 21! (Where I worked for about 2 months this year before quitting with three hours' notice. I'll tell you all about it some time, it is truly Satan's…

Like special dog, whilst moving.

She pays taxes, too. I don't necessarily agree with her choices here but she's got the right to make them, it's her body.

First thought that came to mind.

All this reminds me of is this bird called a Sage-Grouse.

I worked at the Virgin Megastore in the 90's when he released his book and did an in-store and he was actually very polite and kind to everyone. Like, he was only supposed to sign like fifty books, but he made sure that he stayed several hours past his scheduled time so that every single fan that showed up got to see…

This reminds me of the famous Onion article, "Marilyn Mansion Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People."

That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails.

David Bowie as Tilda Swinton, and Tilda Swinton as David Bowie.

Everyone knew about Bowie's dick antics after watching Labyrinth.

This is either a decent romantic comedy* or a terrible slasher flick**.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"

Nothing makes me lose respect for my be-wanged fellows than seeing them turn into petulant children the second they have a girlfriend. It's fucking gross.

What's wrong with asking for this transaction?

At least he asked beforehand, instead of bringing it up when you're trapped in the car with him. Points for honesty and courtesy.

no, actual sailors get a pass, and usually a free shot, and a kiss... i suddenly am very sad i missed fleet week in SF this year.... *sigh* i mean, um, i love my ex-navy boyfriend and he's all the man in uniform i'll ever need...

(i have my memories to swoon over at least)

I am 5' tall so whatever is meant to be calf length on other people is full length on me. I've legit bought capris that turned out to be normal pants on me in the past.