Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

That is a good start but what I would love is for her to shadow me when I'm answering hospital calls for people who are suspected to have been sexually assaulted. Listen as I discuss with them their options. Should they do a kit? Should they report the kit anonymously? What about preventative meds? Plan B? Sit with me…

Well, this story isn't from a holiday party, but it was an office party, and I sure as hell did make an ass out of myself. It was my first big party at my first real job; I was in charge of planning the day's activities, so naturally I was in panic mode for an entire week straight before the event. I wanted to impress…

I'm just going throw this out there...being a cabbie is a tough job. You got people squirrling on you, robberies, drunk people vomiting in your car all the time. You don't make nearly the amount that people think you do. The hours suck. I can't even remember all the times I got punched.

Sausage wallet

Sex hole?

#teamtubdrinking

So basically Mrs. Potato Boobs?

This one's perfect!

Performing a vagina monologue?

Clitorcize.

O'Keeffing

Ferret? That's a cat snake.

My father-in-law is a cab driver in SFC and has been for decades. What Uber has done to the industry is unethical and should be illegal. I wish the rest of us average joes could just rename a regulated service and do whatever we want.

I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!

Allow a cat on the counter? Hahahahahahaha......

I have a question as to whether or not I'm allowed an opinion and a voice! Submitted for Andrea Tantaros' approval (I'll be waiting quietly in the meantime):

Soooo, a guy is wasted and commits rape, "Welp, he was drunk! He shouldn't be held responsible for his actions." But a girl is wasted and gets raped, "Welp, she was drunk! She should be held responsible for her actions as well as the actions of her rapist."

That's the trouble with movies. You have to do a big, public romantic gesture in a movie, because the little things that make the biggest difference don't play well on the screen. When my husband getting up early when we're both hungover to run to the store so that when I wake up there's fried eggs and Gatorade…