I'll translate,

Hey Jude

Every time Jimmy Fallon does some kind of hip hop parody, it bugs me. I know he's trying to be funny, but it comes off as a little disrespectful to an art form born of skill, grit, and urban oppression.

Yeesh that stache... That gold chain... Eh, let's be real, would definitely still bang.

"Any white person who brings the element of civilization really horrible diseases that wipe out 9/10 of the native population has the right to take over this continent."

No she was very racist against Native Americans.

"its not sterile"

But... urine is sterile.

Panera makes most of their food fresh every day, they actually care about keeping their kitchen and restaurant area clean, and they do a lot of good for the community. My spouse has worked for almost a dozen chain restaurants and Panera is the only one where she will still consider eating there after having seen the…

No?

You are wrong. She isn't saying she doesn't love her kid. She is saying that because they gave her the wrong baby batter, she has to move to a more accepting town. If I payed tons of money to be artificially inseminated with specific sperm with specific genetic markers, I would be pissed too.

Yeah, the headline misses the point that it is valid to sue a biomedical company who doesn't know what's in their vials. Unfortunately, it takes someone to sue, because there isn't a sort of fining agency. How many other people using this service were misled? The trouble they are going to to sue that will benefit…

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

As someone who was an adopted baby and was born to a family that I had little in common with racially, I have to say that I completely understand her feelings. Bringing a child into an environment where people are not going to deal well with their race isn't good for the child, whether or not their reasoning is sound.

Email me at rebecca.rose@jezebel.com with anything like that you see, along with your thoughts (will gladly keep your name/ID confidential and anonymous)

You may not care about fashion but the people who worked hard on that show do. It's rude to dismiss their efforts.

He does! After seeing the movie he still came to my friend's party the same night and watched me tell jokes.

When I was moonlighting as a bartender, a liver fluke came into the joint, slopped down in a corner booth and snapped his fingers to get a cocktail waitress.

Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT:

Yay! Are we showing off our adopted pit bulls? Count me in!

Goddammit. Pits are the most eager to please, loyal dogs. All they want to do is please their owners. Mine was also abused, she was very nervous around men. Now she's spoiled rotten.