Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

I respectfully disagree, sir.

Whatever.

The feminist intersectionality bit slayed me. I will happily think of her every time I get my shit together enough to remember to put on eye primer. She's funny, she's smart, she's politically fierce and she has kickass makeup tips? LOVE her.

When I was working retail, a customer once used the phrase "Not trying to Jew you down or anything." I just gaped at her. I'm not even Jewish but I lied and said I was to shame her. Seriously, who says that kind of shit in public anymore?!

Hah, I have actually witnessed someone I was dining with make the chicken fried steak mistake. But they were cheerful in admitting their own idiocy when it was pointed out.

Seriously, revenge porn bothers the shit out of me so much. I wish everyone who is a rabid consumer of these revenge porn sites gets punched in their genitals.

Yes, my $9.00 an hour salary would go really far in rural India, but if I were in rural India I wouldn't have a $9.00 an hour job. See how that works?

Yes, when you spend ALL the money you make, you will, as a result, not have any money. Solution: spend less money.

Depends, are they factory farmed or free-range?

I would still shove it in my facehole.

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

Indiana's problem is everything is a fucking starch. We are big fans of putting starch on top of starch. Biscuits and gravy every morning? Check! Chicken and noodles on top of mashed potatoes and white bread? Check! Country fried steak with a floury gravy? Motherfuckin' check! Hoosiers will literally eat…

What does it say when Taco Bell chooses both your home town and your current place of residence as test markets for their new abominations? Am i their target customer? Why is this happening?

At least we still have you Burt!

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

We all make mistakes, and we all want to be understood, consoled and forgiven, but there's a double standard here, and it needs to be addressed.

It's definitely slutty.

Yet, nothing is done about sexual assault, short of blaming the "attacker," a guy who was likely as drunk as his "victim." [...] If drunk women who have sex are able to claim "rape," why aren't drunk men alleviated of responsibility for the poor decisions they make?