I went to a concert last year to see different band (Calexico), and stayed for the Decemberists’ show, because why not?

Clearly you are a person of more intellectual pursuits. May I suggest his book, “Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union,” or perhaps, “Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years: Starting a Business And Turning a Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment…

On the io9 recap of the episode, there’s a really interesting comment that pointed out a bit of a different take:

Also, the article says she’s taken inspiration from Misty Copeland, but nowhere does it say that she thinks she’s capable of being on the same level as Misty Copeland. I can’t imagine she got out of her first few years of ballet without realizing that it’s a sport that you have to have a very rare combination of…

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

Given that this was a dispute over shared space, I’d go with this instead.

Yes, this! I could live in the safest neighborhood where nothing bad has ever happened, and I would STILL dead bolt my door. It’s a psychological sense of safety for me. But seriously, there is no reason to not lock your door. I do it when I take my dog for a quick pee at 3am and no one is around, I still gotta lock…

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Since you also appear to misunderstand what Due Process is, let me clarify. Due Process is a thing that the Government must give you when it takes an action that affects any of your rights.

Yes, but she can, so she should if that’s what she wants.

Yeah why don’t more people hang out with their rapists to do their jobs? The nerve.

It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.

If a hipster fakes their artisanal product and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

I found a good one on Deadspin the other day...

Dolly is a national treasure.

I love her. I just feel like she’s on everyone’s team, that she genuinely wants all of us to win. She is such a good egg.

rarely do i take pleasure in someone else’s visible suffering, but this piece of fucking basura deserves everything coming to him. just can’t believe the outcome; a former white cop, an all-white jury, and (as you say) the brave women who are the most vulnerable in our society did not inspire confidence in our fucked…

a vagina is actually not a manhole. You can’t just fall into one.

Those towels are perfectly hung.