Bless you, you tiny tiny man. Own your smallness. When you and the Hemsworths get stuck underground while spelunking, you’ll be the only one able to fit through the keyhole to the outside world, so revel in that.

Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.

There are only two people who can speak on the end of this marriage and none of them are you. To so quickly point her out as the sole problem is ridiculous.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…

What are you, a fucking commie fascist? Those bridges get held up by bootstraps, like proper American Patriot Bridges!

I’m in that boat with ya. I really don’t get why people who make close to $15/hr or just above it give so much of a damn if other people besides themselves can actually buy food and pay bills without counting value of food by ounces/calorie ratios. I work an office job, have an MA, and I’ve been brute force applying…

This point cannot be repeated often enough.

Regardless, if your business doesn’t make enough money to pay your employees a living wage, then it is not a very good business, and deserves to go broke.

I get why you’re prickly about this, but you can’t just look at this as an isolated thing, and going all #notallwhitepeople isn’t helping the conversation. Tone policing has a loooooooong history, and has been used a) by men to shut down women and b) by whites to shut down POCs. So, when someone who looks like Miley…

Tacos are the most ineffective method of wrapping a bread-like material around other food stuff ever devised.

Butt Stuff was campaigning in Seattle months ago! I’m sure the platform has everything to do with being clean so you don’t end up with Santorum.

The alleged victim previously testified that she tried to be “as polite as possible” to Labrie

Old people are like every single other group of people: some are great, some are terrible, most are somewhere in between. True, a lot of them suffer from dementia, but that’s obviously far from universal, and in the absence of any actual evidence, I see no reason to assume it’s the case in this particular story.

I was a flight attendant in a previous life. If they already returned to the gate AND cops were there this had already been discussed to death. I have had unruly passengers who did this exact thing: tell me I’m a flying air maid and to Shut the fuck up about putting the Dog in the carrier...they are goi,g to have my…

I honestly am not sure I know any nerds who DON’T use that thing as a dice bag.

Fireball is the Kardashian of spirits, with its millions of attendant enablers. It's the liquor we deserve.

It’s like hearing that shandy is the most popular “beer” somewhere.

I am so excited. The Brits were quite a bit more violent than their US counterparts, and the Pankhurst women were really interesting historical figures (even though they aren’t the focus of the film). Plus the line, “war is the only language men listen to”

Oh, it’s cute when a seal does it. But when I do it, it’s, “Ma’am, could you please put on some pants? You’re creating a disturbance. The putt-putt course is for everyone.”