is it just me, or does that snippet of Thomas’ dissent kind of read like he’s in favor of slavery and internment camps?

“He’s been paid more than $10.5 million by the federal government to do all that.”

Our tax payer dollars at work, I suppose, and yet people get their tits in a twist about a woman in front of them at the grocery story buying Doritos with food stamps.

I once had a guy offer to “beat my baby ejector” with his “meat bat” if I felt like “stepping up to the plate”

My reaction to the news :(

YES!!!

True. Potato cakes before the darkness takes me.

You have no soul, only panic and despair circling the emptiness that is your existence. EAT A BEEF&CHEDDAR, SCRAP OF COSMIC DIRT.

How do people run 26 miles and still manage to smile?

That’s how I feel about crotchless panties.

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

I can’t stand those sanctimommy articles a lot of the new moms seems to be posting lately... “I Was a Moron Before I Became a Mother, But Now I’m Enlightened!” Get the hell over yourself! Yes, becoming a “mommy” (I also hate when a grown woman refers to herself as a mommy, unless she’s speaking to her young child)…

I was raised in a Pentacostal church, washed in the blood of the lamb, raised within a spirit-filled congregation, speaking in tongues, praying in the spirit, being healed in God’s merciful light. When I was a struggling, almost-suicidal 21 year old who had never had a relationship, I went to the front during the…

“It’s just SLATER!”

Norman Reedus man. He is the epitome of "dirty-clean" sexiness and I am into it.

Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. I just have to tell you that the answer should have been Dayne. I love her voice.

I agree that his female counterparts will always have it worse, but I don't really see him saying anything to invalidate their experience. Being constantly objectified kind of sucks for everyone, no matter what your gender is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also I agree with him about the redheads. Love redheads. All redheads.

And I'm like…

I met him once and he was so nice and it was so hard not to mention