Seriously, revenge porn bothers the shit out of me so much. I wish everyone who is a rabid consumer of these revenge porn sites gets punched in their genitals.

Yes, my $9.00 an hour salary would go really far in rural India, but if I were in rural India I wouldn't have a $9.00 an hour job. See how that works?

Yes, when you spend ALL the money you make, you will, as a result, not have any money. Solution: spend less money.

Depends, are they factory farmed or free-range?

I would still shove it in my facehole.

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

Indiana's problem is everything is a fucking starch. We are big fans of putting starch on top of starch. Biscuits and gravy every morning? Check! Chicken and noodles on top of mashed potatoes and white bread? Check! Country fried steak with a floury gravy? Motherfuckin' check! Hoosiers will literally eat…

What does it say when Taco Bell chooses both your home town and your current place of residence as test markets for their new abominations? Am i their target customer? Why is this happening?

At least we still have you Burt!

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

We all make mistakes, and we all want to be understood, consoled and forgiven, but there's a double standard here, and it needs to be addressed.

It's definitely slutty.

Yet, nothing is done about sexual assault, short of blaming the "attacker," a guy who was likely as drunk as his "victim." [...] If drunk women who have sex are able to claim "rape," why aren't drunk men alleviated of responsibility for the poor decisions they make?

I told Mark he could only post it if he did a where are they now and looked up all these 55 year olds — he ignored my decree.

All of my meetings should be held in a Kitten Mittens conference room. All of them.

I was trying to figure out what I was getting mad at, but I couldn't. Because this is literally completely meaningless. I can't even fact-check it because I can't make sense of it.

The fact that Stephen totally loses it about three different times makes it that much better.

These are great. In kind of a reversal, there is a Thai restaurant in Georgetown that used to have a challenge where if you could eat every appetizer on their menu in a 45 minute period, it was all free. Some of these portions were meal sized. Many were deep fried. One of the the rules, though, was that you had to eat…

I love etiquette and I think it can be very useful in encouraging respectful, considerate behavior - but some traditions just need to die, and this is one of them. Address people the way they want to be addressed! That is etiquette.