Proof all rompers everywhere should be burned. If a woman as shapely and gorgeous as Swift can't, we should all just stop trying. Also, hitching my labia to my shoulders is always a poor fashion choice.
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Gimme dat Christian side-hug, dat Christian side hug!
It's a good thing they finally got engaged. Their hips are probably chafing from all those side hugs.
Be still, my heart.
I can't find the dipstick on this Tesla Bob!
And what's this horseshit about this being an exclusively father son ritual? My 3-year daughter old sits on the garage floor and watches me work on my car all the time. Granted, she's usually calling me Prince Hans and filling me full of imaginary arrows from her official Brave archery set, but still. By the time…
When I worked at a major coffee chain, there was an old woman who'd come in sometimes with her husband. And each time, she'd insist we brew her a new pot of decaf coffee because, "I have a heart condition and my doctor says I can't have a lot of caffeine." A) you're ordering decaf. B) the caffeine content of decaf…
"You're supposed to do that for me. It's what you're paid for."
Oh, yes, every veggie was mushy and grey when my mother was done with it. With a few exceptions, she was a crappy cook.
"Hmm.. the special of the day is a B.L.T., you say? That sounds pretty good. Reminds me, my father always used to make a B.L.T. sandwich for lunch. I can still picture him standing over the sink in the kitchen eating one. If my father is somehow the one in the kitchen cooking these sandwiches YOU TELL THAT SON OF…
I've been looking to buy my first house so square footage actually means something to me now, whereas before I had a hard time imagining it. So now I know that this lady's closet is nearly three times bigger than some of the houses I've looked at in my price range. At least 50% bigger than most places I've looked at…
Question: what if I'm in a city being attacked by Godzilla, and I have a great vantage point for a pic of me with Big G in the background. Can I smile then?
My cousin's wedding vows were "I love you more than I love tacos". Which made his wife cry, because she knows how much he loves tacos. It was fucking beautiful.
It's a very silly show, BUT the great thing was the announcers, the whole crowd, everyone was rooting for her! They all root for everyone, I think it's amazing how everyone supports each other.
There's a lot to be worried about when a loved one is an emergency responder. But now I'll add this to the list. Especially since my loved one is the special kind of loony who'd take hold of a venomous snake and just be like, "Hey, buddy. You get a little lost? You're probably just hungry." FOR YOUR BUTT, HE IS…
Why would apple give a flying fuck what you want to put on your iPad if you are willing to pay for it? For anyone wondering, cunt and twat are out too. Time for a new name for our vags ladies. BTW Vag works. So does muff.
I read about that on GOOP! The hot thing for summer is leaving your corporeal form behind to inhabit the spiritual plane!