I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

Definitely the role of the Union to squash lucrative overtime opportunities for its members.

Pretty disrespectful of Kaepernick, especially after Santa Clara PD worked so hard to keep Ray McDonald and Aldon Smith from facing charges.

And these are probably the same people who complain on Facebook about the scourge of academic “safe spaces” and the “pussification” of today’s youth.

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

I thought last night’s game would provide at least a sliver of inspiration to go back and add some positivity to this preview, but nope! A 7-3 win over Tulane, whose defense is butt and may be one of the few teams to actually have a offensive unit in worse shape than WFU.

But you’ve got to give him credit - there are so few Civil War hot takes in the media these days. Maybe he’ll try to work in the War of 1812 next!

Targeting is a bad rule, but by the letter of the law, that was targeting. Overall, Tennessee had way more things go in their favor than not. That was a dreadful performance.

That was Mike Smith-level game management by Appalachian State at the end of regulation. Have a broken-up play take you out of field goal range, keep the clock running with a time out in hand, then run out of bounds with no time left on the clock? Simply astonishing.

But if they were good enough to make it at Penn State, surely they would have been able to easily transfer to another fine institution, with the assumption education is in fact their goal (a separate problem in college sports and the student-athlete conceit). But what it all comes back to is, well, maybe Paterno…

Fact of the matter was that Paterno et al covered up the abuse in the name of the program, and so the program should have suffered. The players would have been able to transfer without penalty if the program went away for a few years.

“b-b-but the players now didn’t do anything, why should they be punished?”

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

She probably already knows man.

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

The fact that this shitface has a job doing what he does is proof that white people get an unfair advantage in this country.

Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.