Hell yeah tom. Great post.

This whole thing makes me want to rub whiz on my belly and bathe in roast pork juice while cuddling my poster of ben frankin.

I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

Long live the king.

Delladova getting his dick punches ready for the medal rounds

“A medal isn’t certain or anything, but there’s nothing to be afraid of.”

Maybe I’m jumping the gun here, but I would have assumed all Dellavedova content would have been housed at The Cuck, Gawker’s New Men’s Site.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

Holy shit, look at this pussification of football take after a pre-season game is cancelled from this motherfucker.

That’s why it’s so important to keep an ion these things.

no, this is

“Never ever, ever use a rubber.”

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

Give them a break, it has to be difficult to plan for a regularly scheduled, annual event.

Great googly moogly.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

2 sport. Track & field just hasn’t started yet.

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.